AARON 'THEY'RE FIZZIN' AYERS

For anyone not in the know it was on New Lake, Hinderclay when, after about an hour into the match I heard Louis say "How are you doing Aaron caught anything yet!" Aaron says "No but I 'soon' will their FIZZING like mad!" Anyway time past, no fish was landed, the same Question asked and the answer was much the same but their "FIZZING" even more!! was the answer. This went on & on until the lake around Arron was more like a Jacuzzi, then from the corner of my eye about an hour before the end of the match Aaron was seen walking around the Lake, his gear packed up muttering and puttering to sit with his mate Dingit!

By the way he can't be impressed about the photo as it's still on my desk in the office!!

BANJO

After making sure his line won't break what's the next thing to go? Obvious really ! His Pole! Then there's only one thing for it when it's rapped aroung a tree in the corner! Get your kit off and get in! Another Classic! But not a preety sight!!!!

BOB 'BLOODY FREZIN' MORRIS

This could anyone of the many times we've been to Hinderclay or how Bob would put it "Winderclay" In fact, after he hit his on the caravan door, fortunately not inflicting any damage( To the door that is) he then sat on his new Sunglasses (they had no chance), then to cap his day he got a peg in the worst weather conditions! Hence he don't turn up to that venue anymore! WHAT A LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!

BOYCIE

Well, thats the biggest thing that's been on the end of his pole for a couple of seasons!!!

BRUCE 'RAMBO' ROBERTS

Bruce "Mad Dog" Roberts has actually calmed down this season! Things we have missed! Diving into the Lake, Kicking his box around his peg, Throwing his rod like a Javelin and driving quicker than Jenson Button! Funny what 3 months in a Buddhist Monastery will do!

DINGIT & SON

While Keirron laughed his socks off, Martin frothed more than his "Newky Brown"...... but never mind! ...............Hold on? ..........Do I seem to remember ......that you beat Dad "TWICE" this year! Go on my son !

LOUIS 'THE WATER BABY' PAUL

I Know it doesn't look much like Barford Match Lake but it was the same result!! Wally's got No No 4 section for his POLE!!!!!! All I want for Xmas is.....................

MICK 'TON-UP' WALL

" It isn't you I'm taking about!....And No, it isn't about that 15lb Specimen Carp on No 6 Elastic on 3lb line WITH NO HELP TO LAND at Hinderclay! He actually asking me "How"they are after the operation?"

NIGEL 'DINNER'S READY' BLOWERS

I Refuse to give my "Bestest" mate stick over his "Yorkies" as he gets enough stick from all you lot as it is! To me, we should all make a pact to give this lovely Quiet, & Unassuming Gent the respect he deserves!!!! Hold on I've got to go............................. I'm feeling SICK!!!!

PAUL 'LOVE FISHIN' CHILVERS

I hate to mention other half's wives but........ I think on this case (and Banjo's too) .......don't invite me round to cop the stick on your behalf .... Get some BALLS!!!!!!"
P.S. Your still an excellent cook!! Lick! Lick!!!!

PAUL 'THE ENFORCER' BULTITUDE

Our new Supreme Champion of the Pot Black Fishing Club. What can anyone say?......................... Other than 50% of his blood is Yarco! .......He sometimes resorts to dubious tactics if things are going wrong! .....He gets drunk, then only BUYS drinks just for himself when he's in a round!.......In the car trade but then buys a right Bummer........BUT HE'S OUR CHAMPION AND EVEN IF HE LOOKS LIKE A DIDICOY WE ALL LUV HIM TO BITS1......

ROY 'THE GENT' MOYSE

Like the caption says a "true gent" who never brakes the speed limit or overtakes Bicycle's and sometimes even pedestrians! But SOMEHOW,still gets to the venue a long while before most of us! Never packs up if he don't gets any fish!!!!!!! still goes to the weigh-in anyway!!!!!!! Always smiling and would make a great Father Xmas ... Things against, still got loads of Hair!!!

SHANE 'Z-MAN' BULTITUDE

This picture was taken pre -Mcdonalds when Bulti was poor, bikes were the only means of transport and the "Oddfellows" Didn't do food! He could have won the League, if the lure of the"Big Wedge" of Sizwell didn't call!

STEVE 'BAD HAIR DAY' MOYSE

The Thrashing of the reeds at Hinderclay and the mysterious carp rising out of the lake at Berghampton was the highlight of my season! He definitely didn't get his Patience off Roy but I'm hoping a lot more things go wrong next year to keep us entertained!

TREV 'MAGGOT MAN' BROWN

Not Known for his Patience, "LUVS" Topcroft nearly as much as his maggots! Another candidate for putting a lock on the gates at every venue but...... DONE A SPLENDID JOB AT GETTING THESE CARTOONS OUT, SO GOOD ON YOU ARDO!!!!

WAYNE 'THE MAN' MOORE

Past Champion, Seven Trophies in the 2 years previous, but how times of changed!............... Have we all got better?... Has our main man lost his touch?..... Will he have to Join a another Club to win something?.......Will he buy a Wig?.......... Only time will tell!!!!!